Various ramblings by the small hobbit

The Doctor had been painstakingly reconstructing the mythical battle of Xrzaqq, using jelly babies as troops (with different colours representing different ranks) and dolly mixtures as barricades.  He’d collected a pile of maltesers to use against the enemy and had just popped out to the library to check the relative heights of the three towers that he was planning to build out of liquorice allsorts.  However, on his return he discovered that there had been a massacre – the Master had bitten the heads off all the jelly babies and was now eating his way through the pile of malteser ammunition.